of mice and moles

The uppity neighbor next door to dad is mellowing out. I caught Samauri and Ninja over there whilst parking in dads driveway. She was out. I thought for sure i was going to hear a half hour of "your dads cats sit on the porch and hiss at my cats inside my house".

"sorry! Sam, get your butt over here! You know that is NOT your yard"

"oh he's ok "

i blink. "if you find any presents on your front porch, sorry. They like to catch moles and things. I know some people dont like to wake up to that"

"oh, but thats a good thing for the lawn"

who took her body and replaced her??? blink. " uhh...yah, i can see that.. just wanted to warn you. Nin, get your furry black butt over here!"

he swishes down the driveway, onto the sidewalk, and onto the other driveway. i swear he was a human once. Sam is looking up at me "mew merow mew emew meow?" and stands on his back legs.

"ok sam, you were good, i saw the two moles." i pet him, then ninja wants pets.

the uppity neighbor looks at me like im some sort of witch. heh..."ill freak her out", i think..

"come on guys, go on up to the door and ill be up after i get my stuff from the car"

"mereowierr merow" says sam, and they trot off with bushy tails in the air to the door.

Neighbor backs into house.

poor neighbor, she has dumb cats..

Next morning, i get the pleasure of being the first to see the one-winged (one was tasted) creature they gifted the house with. A bat. Not a starling, sparrow , cardinal, or bunnies this time. a bat. must not have been too tasty. glad they have their shots.

we are still wondering how they CAUGHT the bat.