Gay cats and Massage

Yep...Totally stupid. I am attempting to change my schedule to days, and take on massage therapy training. This will be interesting. If I get the financial aid to do it. I have plenty of "volunteers" for massages. I told them I think they have to go to the school and pay a few bucks to do that. Has not deterred them in the least. Hope I get the day job, and aid, and do well in class to certify my nationally. So hopefully in six months I will be doin hot rock massages and cool stuff. Wish me luck, i'll need it.

Easter was fun. I didn't get screwed this year. But that is because the Easter bunny did not come to the house or dads. Tradition has it that the EB leaves plastic eggs full of candy, change, paperclips, rubber bands, bolts, nuts, and you guessed it...screws. Yes, even at our age...makes us feel young and stuff. And they like to laugh at me. Somehow every year I get screwed. One year the EB felt sorry, and put out two screws...You guessed it...I got screwed twice! My family laughed and said there was no way they could have planned THAT! A whole year of..."You got screwed TWICE!" "haha". Glad I am easygoing. Makes you wonder if Lizzie Borden had the same EB.

In other news...

My dad's cats are gay. I did not know that there was any hitherto documentation of homosexuality in the animal kingdom for recreational sex. Apparently...Ninja is trying to "convert" samurai to his gay lifestyle.Samurai isn't too happy. I don't think I would mind it so much, if they weren't littermates. So yah, incestuous gay cats. Poor samurai got bit on the ear and has had a huge golfball sized abscess under the bite. It was drained, and he is on broad spectrum antibiotics. Dad is not happy that Ninja has hurt his brother. This beautiful cat may lose his ear now. Yah, that bad.

So does that make Ninja an S/M incestual gay kitty?Hmmm...

sounds like a blockbuster cannes film to me...